COUNTDOWN CALENDAR – Googly eyes make everything better–even the holidays. That’s why our ‘12 days of Christmas’ inspired countdown calendar features a new googly-eyed wooden ornament to hang on your tree every day–and not just a crapload of swimming swans or whatever. They’re perfect for adding just the right touch of seasonal snark to your holiday festivities.

BRIGHT AND BOLD ARTWORK – These ornaments transform classic Christmas novelties into tiny works of art with vibrant colors, whimsical designs, and a playful personality. The googly eyes add a touch of humor, making each piece come to life with its own quirky expression. Perfect for brightening up your holiday decorations.

HIGH QUALITY – The Googly & Bright Ornaments are built to last longer than your patience untangling holiday lights. These ornaments are tough enough to handle curious kids, pets, and the occasional tumble off the tree, making them a perfect mix of fun and long-lasting durability for your festive decor. Ensuring your tree is both festive and ready to stare you down with judgmental charm for years to come.

GIFT IT UP - The Googly & Bright Ornament Countdown Calendar from Brass Monkey is the perfect gift for the holiday season. Give the gift of humor and surprise with a new food ornament every day leading up to Christmas. The whimsical design of the ornaments along with the silliness of the googly eyes, the ornament countdown calendar is the best way to bring in the holidays.

Makes a great secret Santa or white elephant gift! Brass Monkey - We’re here to turn the things that people didn’t know they wanted into the things that they can’t live without. At Brass Monkey, we make well designed product that just happen to have a great sense of humor. If you want to have a few drinks and laugh about stupid stuff– well our gifts and games are right up your alley.