This hat is for:

• people whose networking started suspiciously early
• interns with excellent introductions and relaxed confidence
• friends joking about warm leads, legacy access, and family leverage
• office personalities who arrived pre-endorsed
• anyone who knows career mobility sometimes comes with a last name

The NEPO Hire Hat turns inherited access into clean workplace satire. It is bold without needing a logo explanation, because the joke already walks into the room with a referral.

Wear it as a sarcastic flex, a funny office gift, or a quiet tribute to the strongest credential of all: someone making a call.

Finance Bro makes merch for people who know access is an asset class.