Your ex is a loser and the Q Timex x seconde/seconde/ Loser agrees. This update to the ‘70s Q Timex is complete with a customized second hand and unique dial markings, clearly branding your ‘ex’ as the ‘loser’. But beware, while this watch can definitely be some sort of a remedy for a hard break-up, aside from soothing the wound, it could also hurt a bit. The ‘L’ hand takes an unexpected turn, pointing towards you every minute. Other features include all you’d expect from the Q Timex: a silver-tone stainless-steel case and band, rotating black top ring, functional battery hatch, luminant dial markings, and domed acrylic crystal.