Attention all totally legitimate oil tycoons and definitely-not-spooks! Presenting the Zapata Off-Shore Co. Dad hat - the perfect accessory for your next "fishing trip" in the Bay of Pigs!

Show the world you're just a regular Texas oilman with absolutely no connection to any three-letter agencies. This hat is so covert, it'll make you disappear faster than CIA records from the 1960s! 

Features:

• 100% chino cotton twill (or is it? wink)
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile design - just like your shell company
• 6 embroidered eyelets (one for each decade of denials)
• 3 ⅛" crown (tall enough to hide your "oil exploration" plans)
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle (perfect for those quick costume changes)
• Proudly embroidered in the USA (unlike some of our "offshore operations")

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