Purchase of this coin comes with a lifetime membership in the unofficial Royal Widders Club of E Clampus Vitus®. Each numbered coin comes with a 3 inch red felt widder patch and a certificate of membership in the club. The certificate is printed on old fashioned antique paper and will have your widders name, date and assigned number. In the background of the certificate there is a Widder holding a shovel and a coin. The certificate is signed by the Physicians Assistant "Hop Me." Note: Brothers  you are purchasing this coin for a Widder make sure you put the name that you want on the certificate in the notes section, thanks

This is the writing on the certificate:. 

Even though your Clamper was a real obnoxious ass as a PBC you stuck with him. As a new Clamper he started having loathsome hallucinations of grandeur but one whack up the side of the head with your shovel fixed that. You Kept your man in line when he was fulfilling his charitable duty as a clamper by helping Widders and orphans by making sure it was hands off and zipper up.    When your clamper was in the desert and he espied a wild ass, that he knew fully well it was not his, you kept him from mounting said ass. Not all Widders have done so, but you did! You are to be commended.  Your Clamper made a commitment, when he joined the Clampers, to follow the glorious example of our orders martyred Brother Dumbellicus by biting off his tongue when he found his virtue weakening. On more than one occasion you saved our brothers tongue with either a stern look or that one time you slapped him up the side of the head. He was probably too drunk that time to bite off his tongue anyhow but thank you. The fact he tells his brother clampers that he lives with fear and danger everyday but occasional you let him go clamp’n is a tribute to you that you are constantly having to keep his sorry ass in line, for which we all applaud you. Although you’re Clamper has become a Legend in his Own Drunken Mind you have been able to keep him in line. For this and all of the above reasons you have earned a cherished membership in the unofficial Royal Widders club Of E Clampus Vitus®.  You have been assigned a number and the prestige of which you will carry with you the remainder of your life.  If for any reason anyone for any reason, doubts your status show them your coin or Shovel!  Congratulations.  And So Recorded!.

These Clamper Items are offered by the Squibob Chapter Store and are for Clamper members and their widders only, so be prepared to prove yourself a clamper or widder.