This hat is for:

• employees practicing professional detachment in real time
• coworkers who were present but not responsible
• teams watching decisions happen above their pay grade
• office people who need plausible deniability with a brim
• friends who know the safest corporate answer is distance

The I Just Work Here Hat is workplace humor for anyone who has been near the problem but not close enough to own it. It keeps the message simple: do not look at me, I also have questions.

Wear it to errands, casual workdays, or any meeting where accountability is moving around the room like a hot potato.

Finance Bro makes merch for people who know survival sometimes starts with lowering expectations.