Embrace the chaos with our Emergency Broadcast Tee—the ultimate heavyweight cotton shirt for those who live for the thrill of the weasel and the squeak of the rats! This isn’t just a tee; it’s your new go-to for gas stations, sessions, and all things gutter.

Features:

• Heavyweight Cotton: Tough enough to handle the wildest nights and the roughest rides. No more flimsy tees falling apart!
• Wide Rib Collar: Designed for those who want to protect/respect the neck.
• Taped Neck & Shoulders: Comfort and durability combined; this tee is ready for laying on the pavement getting clips.
• Relaxed Fit: Freedom to move, shred, and thrash without feeling like a weak person is trying jiu jitsu moves on you.
• Seamless Body: Clean lines for a look that’s as smooth as your switch heels.
• Inked Label: No itch. (From a tag style label...)
• Proud Member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol: Wear it with pride; we keep it ethical.
• OEKO-TEX Certified Low-Impact Dyes: Look weasel-y while being kind to the planet.