Those are some posh striped shorties my good sir. You’ll be looking like the mayor of fancyville this summer. Mayors don’t wear hats and chains anymore. They wear summer shorts that are swimready, recycled and fully equiped to make some sweet, sweet love to summer. At least so i've heard.

All day everyday swim-ready summer shorts:

• All day everyday swim-ready summer short

• Made from 10 recycled plastic bottles

• Two zippered pockets

• No itchy inner mesh

• Non-patented leg-fit technology so no one sees your penis

• Very expensive branded drawcord to drive up the price

• Wear with or without boxers underneath

• Raised logo print