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A portion of profits from this item are Donated directly to the No Agenda Show and to the designing artist "Sir Net Ned"
Don't let your human resource be a douche bag! This onesie features a three snap leg closure for easy changing, a comfortable envelope neckline, and a beautiful print that propagates the formula with ease.| WIDTH (inches) | FITS BABY LENGTH (inches) | FITS BABY WEIGHT (LBS) (lbs) | |
| 3-6m | 9 3/8 | 20-25 | 12-16 |
| 6-12m | 9 7/8 | 25-28 | 16-22 |
| 12-18m | 10 3/8 | 28-30 | 22-27 |
| 18-24m | 10 7/8 | 30-32 | 27-30 |
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Follow the care instructions above to keep your garment in the best condition. (stay away from hot water, harsh detergents, fabric softeners and high heat drying).
The design on this garment was created using Direct to Garment Printing (DTG). It's a digital printing method that allows us to offer you more color choices and custom create your order after we receive it. The prints are softer to the touch than the screen printed shirts you might be more familiar with and the fabric stays breathable throughout the printed image.
Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jun 21 - Jun 26
US$40
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