This shirt is for:

• coworkers with referral energy and suspiciously smooth onboarding
• friends who can joke about privilege without needing a footnote
• interns, founders, and office heirs with legacy confidence
• people who understand the hidden ROI of a family network
• gift shoppers looking for sharp workplace satire

The NEPO Hire Shirt says the quiet part out loud in a clean, wearable way. It is funny because every industry has a few hires whose strongest qualification was a contact list with executive access.

Wear it to parties, casual work events, or any room where the punchline lands before the résumé does.

Finance Bro makes shirts for people who know opportunity has distribution channels.