The cone of shame was not made for Big Ass Dogs.

If you have ever tried to find a recovery cone for a mastiff, Great Dane, Newfoundland, Cane Corso, Saint Bernard, or other giant breed, you already know the problem.

Most cones are either too small, too flimsy, wildly awkward, or so massive your dog turns into a walking demolition project.

Walls get scraped. Doorways get bullied. Water bowls get flipped. Your dog looks miserable. You look guilty. Everybody loses.

That’s why we created the Big Ass Boo Boo Recovery Collar Bundle.

This oversized recovery collar gives big dogs a softer, more comfortable alternative to the plastic cone while helping discourage licking, biting, chewing, and general post-procedure nonsense in many common recovery situations.

Why we bundled it with our waterproof collar and leash

Recovery gear for giant dogs has to do two things: fit securely and make real life easier.

That’s why this bundle includes our Big Ass waterproof collar and leash combo. The collar adjusts from 22 inches to 36 inches, making it a much better fit for mastiffs, Danes, Newfies, Corsos, Saints, and other magnificent beasts in the Big Ass Family.

The recovery collar also includes a leash attachment option, so the included waterproof leash becomes genuinely useful instead of random extra stuff in a box.

Look at us being practical. Weird day.

Softer, less clunky, and less cone-of-shame-y

The Big Ass Boo Boo Recovery Collar is designed to sit around your dog’s neck like a soft oversized donut. It helps limit access to areas your dog may try to lick, bite, or chew after a procedure, injury, hot spot, or other vet-approved recovery situation.

Unlike a traditional plastic cone, this style does not stick out in front of your dog’s face like a giant radar dish. That means your dog may be able to rest more comfortably, move around more naturally, and avoid the dramatic “I have been personally betrayed” cone face.

Cheetah print, because recovery doesn’t have to be boring

Your dog is going to look a little ridiculous in any recovery collar — might as well make it the good kind of ridiculous. The Big Ass Boo Boo Cheetah Edition does the job and earns a few laughs while it’s at it.

Because nothing says “please stop licking your stitches” like a giant dog in a cheetah-print recovery donut.