This shirt is for:

• meeting contributors who always have one more thought
• group chat operators with enterprise-level message volume
• friends who can turn a quick story into a full keynote
• salespeople, founders, and consultants paid partly in airtime
• coworkers whose silence would concern the entire team

The Certified Yapper Shirt is for people who have accepted their gift: talking. It is simple, funny, and accurate for anyone whose personal brand includes commentary, context, and unnecessary but entertaining detail.

Wear it to casual hangs, office days, or anywhere your reputation has already arrived before you.

Finance Bro makes shirts for people who know airtime is a scarce resource and still manage to acquire it.