This shirt is for:

• startup people who love ambition with consequences
• finance fans who remember due diligence exists for a reason
• office cynics with a taste for corporate scandals
• founder friends who think the pitch deck was the product
• anyone who enjoys fraud lore without joining the cap table

The theranos shirt is startup satire with a very expensive lesson attached. It is simple, infamous, and built for people who know that vision is not a substitute for working technology.

Wear it around founders, finance people, or anyone who still says “fake it till you make it” too confidently. Some jokes require a board meeting and a federal investigation.

Finance Bro makes merch for people who enjoy business history when the optimism gets prosecuted.