The Fuck Around and Find Out Alligator is as old as the hills. He's fed on Darwin Award candidates for so long that his kind doesn't even need to evolve to survive. His target-rich environment is so filled with morons he'll never starve and barely needs to move from his water perch more than a few feet to teach the world a valuable, ancient lesson.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The men’s garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

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