Say it loud from the dock: this garment-dyed tee pairs salty confidence with a wink of humor. The soft, broken-in fabric and relaxed fit feel like an old favorite the moment you pull it on — the kind of shirt you reach for before a day on the water or an evening around the marina. Printed with a cheeky line about boat hair and docking skills, it’s the sort of shirt that sparks laughs, starts conversations, and matches a salty, playful spirit.

Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — garment-dyed heavyweight cotton, 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun US cotton, relaxed fit, tubular knit, double-needle stitching. Sizes S–3XL.

Care: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach.