Bold Red Meets Peaceful Sleep

Vivid red fabric creates the most unexpected backdrop for a sleeping unicorn, and that contrast is exactly what makes this hoodie work. The dozing character rests on soft clouds under a pastel rainbow, wings spreading from the gradient Alpha Male text below. On red, the whole scene looks like a fever dream in the best possible way. This is the color for people who want their ironic hoodie to be visible from the next zip code.

Built for All-Day Wear

Polyester blend fabric with a brushed interior provides warmth and softness without heaviness. The drawstring hood adjusts for coverage and style, and the kangaroo pocket keeps hands and essentials secure. Ribbed cuffs and hem hold their stretch through active days and machine washes at 30 degrees. Available in S through XXXL with a relaxed unisex cut. The red dye stays saturated without bleeding onto other garments in the wash.

Browse all designs in the unicorn hoodie collection, or find crewneck options in the unicorn sweater collection. The yellow sleeping alpha male hoodie offers the cheerful alternative.