Stay wild moon child? Or don’t. We don’t care. Maybe you wear this at home with your comfy shorts while watching the 57th season of Survivor. Who are we to judge what wild is for you. Seriously, you don’t have to howl at the moon or do peyote with your new friends in the desert while you run from wolves that turn out to be two cacti and a rock with a blood stain on it that looks a lot like your hand.

Yeesh, that got very specific.

Embroidery by the Milk Machine. The shirt brand and measurements will follow.