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Bag of Fucks I Have to Give 100 Pack Fruit Flavoured Lollies is a novelty candy collection designed for humour and attitude. This bulk pack contains 100 individually wrapped mini lollies shaped like middle fingers, each bursting with fruity flavour. Perfect for parties, gag gifts, or anyone who appreciates cheeky humour.
This novelty sweet combines comedy with actual taste. Each of the 100 lollies is individually wrapped and shaped like a middle finger, making a statement before you even unwrap it. The assortment includes multiple fruit flavours, so every lick brings something different.
The bulk format makes it ideal for stocking at events, selling in a retail setting, or creating an unforgettable joke gift. See the full range in our intimate care collection for other fun party items and novelties.
The combination of attitude and actual quality sweets sets this apart from typical novelty items. You can also view our adjustable cock rings selection for more bold, statement pieces that make people smile.
These are proper fruit-flavoured lollies made with standard confectionery ingredients. No harmful materials or questionable additives here—just traditional sweet-making with a hilarious twist. They're safe to enjoy straight from the wrapper.
Hand these out at bachelorette parties, work secret Santas, or gag gift exchanges. They work brilliantly alongside other joke novelties at events. The bulk pack means you'll have enough for multiple occasions without needing to reorder constantly.
Store in a cool, dry place away from direct heat. The individually wrapped format keeps them fresh longer. Keep the display box somewhere visible as a conversation piece, even before sharing.
The flavours are genuine and varied. Some lollies hit you with strong fruit notes while others offer a subtler sweetness. The fruity profile is straightforward without weird aftertaste or chemical notes.
Texture-wise, you get traditional hard candy that gradually dissolves on your tongue. They're not sticky or problematic. The humour delivers the biggest sensation—that moment when someone realises what they're holding never gets old.
Humour matters. In a world of constant stress and formality, something that makes people laugh without apology has real value. These lollies give permission to be a bit cheeky, a bit irreverent, without crossing into genuinely offensive territory. They're funny because they're absurd, not cruel.
For events, retail displays, or personal collections, this bulk pack delivers on both comedy and actual sweetness. It breaks tension at awkward gatherings and gives people something unexpected to talk about. That's genuine social value wrapped in fruit flavoured candy.
I grabbed one from the pack expecting pure gimmick, but the fruit flavour was actually refreshing. The middle finger design is gloriously obvious—no subtlety here, just full commitment to the bit. Handing one to a colleague during a frustrating meeting got exactly the laugh we needed.
The individually wrapped format means no mess and easy distribution. I appreciated that these aren't stale or compromised by bulk storage. The flavour variety keeps things interesting if you grab a handful. They work as actual treats, not just novelties. The only downside is resisting the urge to eat them all before handing them out. Individual results may vary based on anatomy, sensitivity, and usage.
| Product Type | Unique Advantage | Key Difference | Choose This If You Want |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bag of Fucks I Have to Give 100 Pack | Bulk quantity with genuine fruit flavour and attitude | Novelty candy designed specifically for comedy and shareability | Maximum impact at events or retail without reordering |
| Anal care products | Practical wellness focus rather than comedic value | Serves serious health purpose versus entertainment purpose | Functional personal care rather than party novelties |
| Cock rings | Performance-focused design with distinct sensations | Intimate use product versus crowd-pleasing party item | Direct pleasure application rather than social humour |
| Vibrators | Serious pleasure delivery with varied intensity levels | Functional intimacy tool versus novelty confectionery | Personal satisfaction rather than group entertainment |
This pack excels where novelty matters. Other products serve distinct purposes—wellness, pleasure, performance—but nothing matches this combination of bulk humour and actual flavour.
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Order this week and receive your complete 100-pack of attitude-filled lollies. Everything arrives ready to share or display. Discreet Australian delivery means your funny gift arrives within days, perfectly packaged and ready for maximum impact.
Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Aug 22 - Aug 27
US$40
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