A Hot-Mess Guide for Women in Perimenopause, Menopause, and Beyond Who Are Over It Hardcover Health & Fitness / Menopause Humor / Topic / Aging We. Do. Not. Care. Hop aboard the Hot Mess Express, Sisters, and welcome to the club! Do you wake up with night sweats at 3:26 a.m., overstimulated, mad at anything breathing, and ready to put the world on notice? Do you forget the words you are saying as you are saying them? If you have a she-shed and no longer care about clothes that fit or cellulite on your legs (legs is legs!), then welcome to the club—the We Do Not Care Club (WDNC). You’re now a card-carrying member with an exclusive invite to the big­gest hormonal party in town. This club is for all of our Sisters in perimenopause, menopause, and post­menopause who are over it. Here is a list* of things We Do Not Care about today: Shaving our legs. That's on our summer bucket list. Winter is here. Plucking our chin hair. If we can't see it, neither can you. Wearing bras. Be happy we have a shirt on. Wearing