The Softest Alpha Move

A sleeping unicorn resting on fluffy clouds beneath a rainbow is the ultimate power move disguised as a nap. This yellow hoodie features the dreamiest version of the Alpha Male design: the unicorn dozes peacefully with a rainbow arching overhead, tiny wings spreading from the text below, and clouds framing the whole scene. Yellow amplifies the dreamy vibes, making this the brightest and most cheerful take on ironic masculinity.

Nap-Ready Comfort

Polyester blend fabric with a brushed interior makes this hoodie genuinely cozy enough for actual napping. The drawstring hood doubles as a pillow in a pinch, and the kangaroo pocket keeps your phone close while you rest. Ribbed cuffs and hem stay in place whether you are vertical or horizontal. Available in S through XXXL with a relaxed unisex cut. Machine wash at 30 degrees for effortless care. The sunny yellow dye stays vivid through regular wash cycles.

Find more designs in the unicorn hoodie collection, or go hoodless with the unicorn sweater collection. The blue alpha male sarcastic hoodie features the awake version of this unicorn.