Sarcasm Looks Great in Blue

Royal blue fabric gives this Alpha Male hoodie a sporty edge that pairs well with jeans or joggers. A cartoon unicorn prances under a colorful rainbow arch while bubbly pink-and-purple Alpha Male lettering fills the chest with maximum ironic energy. Scattered sparkles and stars complete the deliberately over-the-top design that says everything about your sense of humor without you having to say a word.

Comfort for Every Occasion

Polyester blend fabric with a brushed interior delivers warmth without weight. The adjustable drawstring hood and front kangaroo pocket add practical function to the fun design. Ribbed cuffs and hem retain their shape through active wear and machine washes at 30 degrees. Available in S through XXXL with a relaxed unisex fit that works for layering or solo wear. The rich blue dye holds its depth wash after wash without bleeding.

Explore the full unicorn hoodie collection for more ironic designs, or switch to crewneck options in the unicorn sweater collection. The yellow alpha male hoodie is the loudest version of this design.