These powder-blue socks are here to remind the world that class and sass are not mutually exclusive. With a retro queen in pearls flipping the bird and the phrase “I’m not a regular bitch, I’m a classy bitch” proudly stitched across the side, they’re basically vintage Chanel. Well, if Chanel also served backhanded compliments and vodka martinis.

Decorated with dollar signs, stars, diamonds, and cocktail glasses, they’re giving high-maintenance energy, but in a fun, self-aware way. Navy toes and heels add just enough contrast to make it fashionable.

Made from a soft cotton blend with a comfy stretch, they’re mid-calf, unisex, and fit most feet (Men 6–11, Women 7.5–12).

Slip these on when you're feeling polished and petty. True style means never having to choose between class and chaos. You’ll have a little of both, darling.