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Finally, socks that say what you're really thinking while you do literally everything.
Our You Assholes Must Be Exhausted From Watching Me Do Everything socks are for the multitaskers, the overachievers, and the only people in the house who know how to replace the toilet paper.
These light gray crew socks feature a red toe and heel, plus a retro-style illustration of a smiling woman popping her head in from the heel, as if to say, “Still me. Still doing it all.” Her sarcastic speech bubble delivers the punchline, while the rest of the quote wraps around the foot just in case anyone missed it the first time.
They’re made from a soft, stretchy blend of 70% cotton, 28% polyester, and 2% elastic, and they fit most (Men’s 6–11, Women’s 7.5–12).
Slip them on when you're doing the dishes, running errands, or — let's be honest — fixing someone else’s mess. Again.
Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Aug 3 - Aug 8
US$40
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