Some people leave cookies out for Santa. Others… well, they land themselves on this tea towel. The bright red I’m On The Very Naughty List towel brings all the festive mischief, covered in a subtle pattern of wine bottles, cocktail glasses, and clinking stemware that basically tells your guests everything they need to know.

The embroidered-style white lettering stands out in the best way, framed by green bottles that add a wink without saying a word. At 19" x 25" and made from 100% cotton, it’s absorbent enough for kitchen duty and cute enough to earn a permanent spot on your oven door.

Perfect for party hosts, holiday troublemakers, or anyone who considers a second (or third) pour a seasonal tradition. Let the elves judge! Your kitchen is having fun, all right?