Remember the Rand McNally Road Atlas? Modems & landlines? Beta & VHS?  Having to physically get off the couch to change the TV channel?  Then congratulations—you are officially from the 1900s.

This hilarious embroidery kit celebrates the uncomfortable realization that younger generations now discuss your childhood the same way you once discussed covered wagons. Featuring a charming floral border surrounding the painfully accurate phrase “Please Be Patient, I’m From the 1900s,” it’s the perfect project for Gen Xers, elder millennials, and anyone who remembers when SNL was consistently funny. 🫢

A fantastic gift for parents, coworkers, grandparents, teachers, and friends who occasionally start sentences with “Back when I was a kid…”