Jesus was croosified, wich made him dead. They put him in a toom. But the good news is that Jesus conkerd death! Conkerd meens beat. And beat meens Jesus won and wasn’t dead anymore. But Jesus isn’t someone who’s gonna brag about it. So we sing “alaylooya!” wich must meen “thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you times infinity Jesus!”

Print ($200 or $240 shipped)
Limited edition of 100 unframed signed and numbered giclee prints
17" x 21" image, 20" x 24" paper