Impeach Greg Abbott and His Micropenis T-ShirtImpeach Greg Abbott & His Micropenis! I'd wager to say calling his member a micropenis would be a hefty compliment I mean, I ain't never seen't it (thank the goddess), but that boy sure does exude that lil' dick energy. *This is an original design created by Queeriosities & is not to be reproduced, reused, etc. without the prior written, direct consent of Queeriosities. gay*