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Rage. Roam. Repeat.
For those who know damn well a tree stand is cheaper than a lawyer. This isn’t just a shirt — it’s a statement. A punchline. A warning. Built for the wild ones who'd rather lose cell service than their patience. Whether you're tracking elk or dodging bad choices, this tee lets 'em know where you stand — dead center and unapologetic.
Details that hit harder than your ex’s lawyer fees:
100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton – soft enough for your grandma’s hug, tough enough for brush, blood, and bail hearings
Side seams & shoulder tape – holds its shape like a grudge
Ribbed collar – stiff enough to keep that neck crisp
Bold, durable screen print – so that antlered skull keeps glaring no matter how rough the wash
Unisex fit – for hunters, roamers, and everyone who’s had “a talk” with the game warden
Care Instructions (AKA Don’t Be a Dumbass):
Cold wash
Tumble dry low
Medium heat iron (if you're into that)
No bleach or dry cleaning unless you're trying to ruin a good thing
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Aug 2 - Aug 7
US$40
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