SMALL TOWN HOMO V2 × “I’M STRAIGHT; IT’S MY BUTT THAT’S GAY” — Wabi-Sabi #6921

You ever seen a hat that looks like it just crawled outta a dive-bar jukebox, stole your heart, AND keyed your ex’s Prius? Darling… meet Wabi-Sabi #6921.

Hand-worked, sun-kissed, scuffed, softened, and lovingly imperfect — this one-of-one foam trucker celebrates everything beautifully crooked about being queer in a tiny town. The front proudly marries two Desperado Daddy classics: SMALL TOWN HOMO V2 and “I’M STRAIGHT; IT’S MY BUTT THAT’S GAY”, because labels are fake and comedy is real.

No two Wabi-Sabi hats are ever alike — the wear patterns, thread tension, color fades, and stitch quirks are intentional, permanent, and completely unrepeatable. #6921 has already lived a life… it’s just waiting to live it louder.

✅ One-of-one Wabi-Sabi original
✅ Designed + embroidered in Old Fort, NC
✅ Foam trucker fit with that “day-drunk at the VFW” energy
✅ Perfect for Pride, Tractor Supply runs, and disappointing bigots
✅ Comes with Daddy’s eternal love

Wear it. Laugh in it. Spread tiny-town chaos in it.
Daddy loves you — and your beautifully gay butt.