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I Do Not Recommend This Timeline. For those caffeinating through chaos and questioning every life choice, this mug delivers dry humor with every pour. Perfect for progressives, burnout veterans, and anyone doom-scrolling before 9 a.m. Sip sarcasm, serve side-eye, and survive late-stage everything one bitter cup at a time. A collaboration with our Strange Gang project.
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