Product Title:
Strain Wrecked Hoodie – Mission Status: Absolutely Terpenauted

Description:
Blast off. Zone out. Get Strain Wrecked.
This hoodie features our terp’d-out astronaut deep in the cosmic clouds — mission critical for all sesh cadets. Designed for elevation, crafted for comfort, and built for the intergalactically baked.

Full-color cosmic print on chest

Midweight cotton/poly blend

Unisex fit with kangaroo pouch

Tagless for comfort

Wash cold, hang dry to preserve colors

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!