’Tis the season to quote your favorite booby-trapped holiday classic and wear it proudly on your feet.

These green crew socks come decked out in full festive flair: red toe, heel, and cuff (complete with candy cane–style white stripes), red snowflakes, and even a gingerbread cookie who looks suspicious.

The star of the show? That iconic phrase: “Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal.” A little nostalgia, a little attitude, and just enough chaos to capture the true spirit of the holidays.

Made from a soft, stretchy cotton blend, these socks are mid-calf, unisex, and fit most feet (Men 6–11, Women 7.5–12). They’re perfect for unwrapping gifts, judging the ugly sweater contest, or yelling “KEVIN!” at the TV for the 400th time.

Wear them while pretending to enjoy small talk and overcooked ham.