The AARP promised relaxation.

The reality includes doctor appointments, mystery aches, reading glasses, prescription bottles, and making weird noises every time you stand up.

So much for the Golden Years.

These sarcastic socks are perfect for retirees who refuse to pretend aging is magical. Great for retirement parties, milestone birthdays, grandparents with a sense of humor, and anyone who’s discovered that getting older is mostly just replacing one body part complaint with another.

Retirement may be wonderful.

Your knees disagree.