Whoopie Slings (Custom 11 foot) – Adjustable Hammock Suspension System

Ultralight. Ultra-strong. Ridiculously easy to use.

Tired of fiddling with knots or hauling around bulky suspension gear? Step up your hang game with our Whoopie Slings, crafted from your choice of 7/64" or 1/8" Amsteel®, the same high-tech cord trusted in sailing and rescue rigs. These slings are crazy strong, feather-light, and adjust in seconds with a simple pull.

Whether you’re a backyard lounger or backcountry explorer, this setup lets you fine-tune your hammock hang like a pro.

Choose Your Setup:

🌲 Whoopie Sling Suspension Kit
Everything you need to get hanging fast:

• 2 x Amsteel® Whoopie Slings
• 2 x 5-foot Tree Huggers (webbing straps)
• 2 x 12kN Wire Gate Carabiners

🧵 Whoopies Only
Already have straps and hardware? No problem:

• 2 x Amsteel® Whoopie Slings
  (Just the slings, nice and simple)

Why Whoopie Slings Rock:
✔️ Fully adjustable without knots - between 2 - 11 feet each
✔️ Packs down small, weighs next to nothing
✔️ Made from Amsteel® strong enough to hold a small car (but please don’t try)
✔️ Compatible with most hammocks and suspension systems

From ultralight backpackers to lazy-day loungers, Whoopie Slings are a smart, no-fuss way to hang your hammock right.

I usually have an abundant stock Silver 7/64 Amsteel so that ships within 1-3 business days other colors and 1/8 Amsteel may take longer depending on current stock

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