"Sun’s out—but not your skin!"
🏖️ Sick of lobster-red sunburns wrecking your beach days? Meet the Defender™ Rash Guard—your new SPF 50+ life partner in polyester-spandex disguise.
Why You Need It:
Stretchy AF: 82% polyester, 18% spandex = four-way stretch so comfortable, you’ll forget you’re wearing it (until someone says, “Nice shirt!”).
Extra Length: Tailored with longer sleeves & body—ideal for that awkward tuck-in-time or if you’re just a tall island legend.
Flat Seams, Flat Tears: No chafing; just smooth sailing and sanding.
UPF 50+ Armor: Blocks ~98% of harmful rays so you can rack up sand hours, not burns.
Instant Perks:
Makes you look like you belong on a tropical travel reel (tip: add a coconut drink & solfajita soundtrack 😉).
Obligatory “Is that new?” remark included—free of charge.
Makes sunscreen optional—but we still recommend slathering under arms. #ReapplyAlways
Sizing Chart:
XS–3XL — fit for beach gazelles, lake loungers, and dock daredevils of all sizes.
Grab it Now for $33 and ride the wave without looking like a cooked prawn 🦞
Size guide
| |
CHEST (inches) |
WAIST (inches) |
HIPS (inches) |
| XS |
36 ¼ |
29 ⅞ |
37 |
| S |
37 ¾ |
31 ½ |
38 ⅝ |
| M |
39 ⅜ |
33 ⅛ |
40 ⅛ |
| L |
42 ½ |
36 ¼ |
43 ¼ |
| XL |
45 ⅝ |
39 ⅜ |
46 ½ |
| 2XL |
48 ⅞ |
42 ½ |
49 ⅝ |
| 3XL |
52 |
45 ⅝ |
52 ¾ |