Bold. Raw. Real. This shirt says what everyone’s thinking but no one’s saying. The Somewhere Between Cocaine and Jesus tee isn’t just a shirt—it’s a statement. Whether you’re finding yourself, losing your mind, or just riding the wild road of life, this high-contrast, vintage-style design tells your story loud and clear.

Featuring a curved “SOMEWHERE” at the top and standout emphasis on “COCAINE” and “JESUS”, this design is printed on a super-soft, breathable unisex tee. The distressed lettering and dark ink make it perfect for light-colored shirts and summer wear. Made for rebels, misfits, and the faithfully flawed.

Highlights:

✅ Premium feel unisex tee

✅ Bold, edgy design with high-resolution printing

✅ Great for casual wear, concerts, road trips, and raising eyebrows

Material:

100% combed and ring-spun cotton

Pre-shrunk fabric

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Side-seamed for a flattering fit

Color Options:
White, Heather Gray, Soft Cream, and other light colors recommended for optimal visibility.

Sizes:
S–3XL

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!