For the swim mom who’s mastered early practices, soggy towels, and sideline cheering — this long sleeve tee says it all. With the bold and funny phrase “If Folding Towels Were an Olympic Sport I’d Win Gold!” front and center, this unisex long sleeve shirt combines comfort with humor for a look that’s perfect on deck or on the go. Layer it up or wear it solo — either way, you're winning.

• Unisex fit for all-day comfort
• Soft cotton or cotton-blend (depending on color)
• Great for cool mornings at the pool
• Fun and functional for swim parents who do it all

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Each item is made to order just for you, which takes a bit more time—but it’s worth the wait! Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! Please allow 5-12 business days for processing, printing, and delivery.

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