Critter-Tek: Giant Robot Combat in a Universe Gone Fuzzy (Softcover, 1994)

Product Overview

• Title: Critter-Tek: Giant Robot Combat in a Universe Gone Fuzzy
• Publisher: Crunchy Frog Enterprises / Paul Arden Lidberg
• Format: Softcover / Paperback RPG Supplement
• Author: L. Douglas Garrett
• Publication Year: 1994
• Page Count: 128 pages

Description

Critter-Tek reimagines mech combat in a delightfully absurd, cartoon-fueled field where anthropomorphic animals pilot giant robots in franchise wars. Though a parody of BattleTech, the rules mirror the classic system—TEKwarrior rules, movement, combat phases, mech construction, even "Flyer-TEK" and "Burrow-TEK"—but all filtered through absurd logic, comedic names, and wild visuals.

• Complete rules for mech construction, movement, combat, and franchise teams
• Parodic flavor: animals, franchises, "Big League" style warfare
• TEK readouts, house rules, and scenario setups
• Humorous lore, illustrated content, and internal satire of the mech genre

Collectible Value

• Rarity & Niche Appeal: As a parody supplement from 1994, it's rare in well-kept condition.
• Condition Sensitivity: Softcover spines often fold; clean edges and minimal creasing command premium.
• Cult Following: Fans of BattleTech and RPG oddities often seek this title.

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