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Short. Simple. Accurate. This sweatshirt says what your internal monologue has been screaming since your first interaction of the day.
Perfect for staying warm while avoiding small talk, dodging “quick questions,” and silently judging everything around you. It’s soft, cozy, and pairs well with headphones, coffee, and not making eye contact.
Wear it as a warning. Or a public service announcement.
Grab yours and embrace the irritation.
Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Aug 19 - Aug 24
US$40
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