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Our Everything Sucks shirt has a hefty dose of depressing humor, where life sucks and then you die a horrible, lonely death. But why not live out your awful days with a pompous grin from ear to ear? Our design flaunts a classic smiley face logo surrounded by wavy texts for that 90's vibe.
Build a creepy collection in your closet with our dark humor shirts. Grab what you can because every design is limited and will die soon, like everything you love.
Everything Sucks t-shirt measurements:
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.5 | 18 | 20 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 25.99 | 28 |
| Length, in | 27.01 | 28 | 29.02 | 30 | 31.03 | 32.01 | 33 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.63 | 8.9 | 9.18 | 9.45 | 9.73 | 10 | 10.4 |
Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Aug 28 - Sep 2
US$40
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