Just when you thought it was safe to ride again…
A faint creak in the frame…
A whisper in the spokes…
Yes, my friend — your bike needs a tune.
But where will you find a mechanic you can trust on such short notice?
Beware… the SATANIC MECHANIC.
Charming? Perhaps.
Competent? Questionable.
Once you leave his lair…
Will your brakes shriek in terror?
Will your seat rise of its own accord?
What unspeakable rituals will he perform upon your unsuspecting steed?
The Satanic Mechanic is real —
and he’s been meddling with your setup all season long.
Fear not… FIX has you covered for Halloween.
(And for whatever horrors strike next.)