Offering zero emissions and maximum sass, these dark blue crew socks are for the pedal-powered, booty-fueled legends who know exactly what they bring to the table (hint: it's thighs and attitude).

Decorated with tiny white bicycles, green accent stripes at the cuff, and bold green text that reads “All Ass. No Gas,” these socks are the ultimate flex for riders who do it the hard way.

With a green heel and toe and a cotton-blend that’s soft enough for chill days and uphill climbs, they’re mid-calf, unisex, and fit most feet (Men 6–11, Women 7.5–12). Whether you’re a cyclist, commuter, or just someone with a strong glute game, these socks are a declaration: you don’t need horsepower when you’ve got cheek power.

Perfect for gifting to your favorite bike nerd or wearing along with your favorite cycling shoes.